Card games.
Why is it OK for women to have a monthly poker game that they call BUNKO? But yet when us men want to have a card game it is frowned upon. Now I know I personally don't play cards it is way to boring for me. But atleast guys call it exactly what it is.
Book Clubs
Women meet once a month to discuss books they have read. Most of them don't even read the books. It is just yet another way for them to get together without men or children so they can spread rumors and stories about their husbands or signifigant others.
Let me know if this is or is not correct.
So with this being said. I am now going to start a monthly basketball game and a monthly Maxim magazine or Sports Illistrated book club. The magazine club will meet at the Cigar bar and we will go play basketball at different locations every month. And if we are to old and get hurt to easily playing basketball we will just switch that to the Cigar bar also.
Screw it we will just go to the Cigar bar weekly!!!
And you girls can have your lame book clubs and Poker nights.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Neurotic Wife (I wish erotic)
Ok so I just started this blogging thing. I am not sure if this will require me to turn in my man card or not but I am pretty sure it pushes the limits.
Anyways last night after Nice Ass read my post or blog entry (not sure what its called). She proceeded to correct my spelling and grammer. I had to litterally pull her of the laptop. Not to mention she figured out my password. So I had to change it to a 15 character hexidecimal combination that is secure enough for government use. Good luck figuring this one out SUCKER!!!!!!!!!! (see another nick name)
So for those of you who ever doubted her anal retentiveness (it sounds like it's spelled right) this is proof. Those of you that know her definetly know about it.
Lets see if we can name the things she hates. Sorry just strongly dislikes. This is going to be fun throwing her dirt out there like she does mine!!!!!
1. I think the thing she hates more than anything is her feet touching the floor. She always has atleast flip-flops on at a minimum. Even at home and inside. WIERD.
1A. She hates her feet being touched unles you are massaging them. So me being me. What do I do? Of course what any real man would do, I offer to rub them. Then try to bite, lick what ever I can do, sometimes even hold her down and let the worst of all MOLLY lick them. Which takes us right in to our next item off annoyingness. Yea thats a word!
2. Molly (our dog), Even though I think she does like yelling "SHUT UP MOLLY". Many have said this should be the name of her blog.
3. Sand. Not just sand but the entire beach. The people, the water, the sun, the heat from the sun, the suntan lotion and the sunburn you get from the sun. Oh yea even carrying the chairs blankets umbrella,towels and sheets that help protect her from all of these.
3A. Along with disliking the beach and the pool that we have had for almost six years and she has only been in it once. We were naked though. Oh yea freaky huh!!! Back on subject, She hates the beach and pool but has 15 bathing suits. WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Answering the phone if its not for her. Caller ID was invented for people like her.
5. Germs, I dont get this. To hard to explain. Example If we do decide to go stay the night in a hotel it has to be a hotel where the hallways are inside and it has to be brand new. She takes her own pillows, blankets and sheets. Not too bad your saying. It gets worse. She wears her flipflops in the shower and puts a towels down inside the shower. That is a little over kill.
6. Going any where without her sunglasses. She has to always have her sunglasses on. Even while driving her car that has extremely darker than dark limo tint. She will leave without everything from cell phone to purse but never without her sunglasses.
Now we will change gears a little bit. These are her habbits that annoy the heck out of me.
Eating Ice. She eats a 10lb bag of ice in 3 days. Oh yea she cant have ice out of ice maker or even make it out of the ice trays. She has to have bagged ice and only a certain kind. The ice cubes have to either be the ground up like hamburger meat ice or ice cubes that are crystal clear. It is a 1hr ordeal finding her ice if the local CVS is out.
Chomping on the Ice
Filling her glass as full as it can possibly get with ice. It is usually falling out.
The extremely high octet she hits when either yelling at me or Molly. It is ear piercing and will make you want to run your head into a wall.
The fact that she cannot buy a shirt without buying pants,shoes and who knows what else to match it. I understand you woman want to match but DAMN. Buy the shirt now and then guess what, next week you will find a pair of pants that will go with it. I hate hearing "this would have went so well with that shirt I tried on last week."
Oh yea and you women can take in to the dressing room 1 of every size pair of pants or shirt in the store and none of them will fit. If I could sew, I would be a millionaire cause I would just custom make clothes like they do mens suits. Why you women cant figure this out baffles me. I get alot of my nicer shirts taken in. For real ask Nice Ass . No don't she will lie.
She thinks she is smarter and better looking than me also. Well OK maybe better looking but I am definetly smarter I mean afterall I married up not her. That definetly says alot.
Alright well the ADD thing is kicking in so I have got to go!!!
But before I do I must admitt, I love my wife more and more each day. She takes very GOOD care of me and the kids. She knows me better than I know myself. (For real, she really does). She may have a lot of wierd things that she does and does not like but I think that is what I love about her. I could have never have asked for a better woman she is above and beyond what I could have ever imagined a wife and sex slave ever being.
TAMI, I LOVE YOU!!!!
BYE BIATCHES
Anyways last night after Nice Ass read my post or blog entry (not sure what its called). She proceeded to correct my spelling and grammer. I had to litterally pull her of the laptop. Not to mention she figured out my password. So I had to change it to a 15 character hexidecimal combination that is secure enough for government use. Good luck figuring this one out SUCKER!!!!!!!!!! (see another nick name)
So for those of you who ever doubted her anal retentiveness (it sounds like it's spelled right) this is proof. Those of you that know her definetly know about it.
Lets see if we can name the things she hates. Sorry just strongly dislikes. This is going to be fun throwing her dirt out there like she does mine!!!!!
1. I think the thing she hates more than anything is her feet touching the floor. She always has atleast flip-flops on at a minimum. Even at home and inside. WIERD.
1A. She hates her feet being touched unles you are massaging them. So me being me. What do I do? Of course what any real man would do, I offer to rub them. Then try to bite, lick what ever I can do, sometimes even hold her down and let the worst of all MOLLY lick them. Which takes us right in to our next item off annoyingness. Yea thats a word!
2. Molly (our dog), Even though I think she does like yelling "SHUT UP MOLLY". Many have said this should be the name of her blog.
3. Sand. Not just sand but the entire beach. The people, the water, the sun, the heat from the sun, the suntan lotion and the sunburn you get from the sun. Oh yea even carrying the chairs blankets umbrella,towels and sheets that help protect her from all of these.
3A. Along with disliking the beach and the pool that we have had for almost six years and she has only been in it once. We were naked though. Oh yea freaky huh!!! Back on subject, She hates the beach and pool but has 15 bathing suits. WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Answering the phone if its not for her. Caller ID was invented for people like her.
5. Germs, I dont get this. To hard to explain. Example If we do decide to go stay the night in a hotel it has to be a hotel where the hallways are inside and it has to be brand new. She takes her own pillows, blankets and sheets. Not too bad your saying. It gets worse. She wears her flipflops in the shower and puts a towels down inside the shower. That is a little over kill.
6. Going any where without her sunglasses. She has to always have her sunglasses on. Even while driving her car that has extremely darker than dark limo tint. She will leave without everything from cell phone to purse but never without her sunglasses.
Now we will change gears a little bit. These are her habbits that annoy the heck out of me.
Eating Ice. She eats a 10lb bag of ice in 3 days. Oh yea she cant have ice out of ice maker or even make it out of the ice trays. She has to have bagged ice and only a certain kind. The ice cubes have to either be the ground up like hamburger meat ice or ice cubes that are crystal clear. It is a 1hr ordeal finding her ice if the local CVS is out.
Chomping on the Ice
Filling her glass as full as it can possibly get with ice. It is usually falling out.
The extremely high octet she hits when either yelling at me or Molly. It is ear piercing and will make you want to run your head into a wall.
The fact that she cannot buy a shirt without buying pants,shoes and who knows what else to match it. I understand you woman want to match but DAMN. Buy the shirt now and then guess what, next week you will find a pair of pants that will go with it. I hate hearing "this would have went so well with that shirt I tried on last week."
Oh yea and you women can take in to the dressing room 1 of every size pair of pants or shirt in the store and none of them will fit. If I could sew, I would be a millionaire cause I would just custom make clothes like they do mens suits. Why you women cant figure this out baffles me. I get alot of my nicer shirts taken in. For real ask Nice Ass . No don't she will lie.
She thinks she is smarter and better looking than me also. Well OK maybe better looking but I am definetly smarter I mean afterall I married up not her. That definetly says alot.
Alright well the ADD thing is kicking in so I have got to go!!!
But before I do I must admitt, I love my wife more and more each day. She takes very GOOD care of me and the kids. She knows me better than I know myself. (For real, she really does). She may have a lot of wierd things that she does and does not like but I think that is what I love about her. I could have never have asked for a better woman she is above and beyond what I could have ever imagined a wife and sex slave ever being.
TAMI, I LOVE YOU!!!!
BYE BIATCHES
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
1st Post
Hello,
I am not quite sure what to blog about. But I am sure it will be hard for you to follow. I guess I can start with myself.
I am a 34 year old, single male with lots of money that I want to just blow on any woman that likes that kind of guy. You wish CHEER MOM!!!!
The second best guy is the real me: a 34 year old husband who is married to his high school sweetheart. Together we have 3 wonderful children. My wife she is 29 (for the 4th year in a row now.) Our children are as follows: Son 17, Daughter 12, Daughter 11.
My wife and I have benn married for almost 13yrs. If we add the 6 years of dating that makes................... don't tell me------------ 19. I am good! I know.
Stay with me now I am starting it already (the whole ADD thing).
I guess my story in short is I had a wonderful childhood. Then I grew up.
Alright I got bigger, I still haven't grown up!!
I lived with both of my parents till I was around 18 or so. I had all the fun a boy or, sorry, a man should have during those years. I played little league baseball, basketball, football and went on and played high school basketball and football. I had a blast as a kid.
In 9th grade is where I met my future wife Sweety, sugar, nice ass. She has the nicest butt you have ever seen. FOR REAL! I am not lying or brown nosing this time either. I have way too many nicknames for her. By the end of our sophmore year we had our first child. He has actually turned out great given he has a crazy dad and uncle that would throw him around in his toddler years.
For the next 2 years after high school I did the typical unorganized man thing. I tried many JOBS around 20 or s0. I would say none of them seemed to fit me. You know.................they cut into my schedule of bar hopping and being a young punk. The next step I am not sure where or why I even ended up there but it worked out.
You guessed it, well maybe not. It was the US ARMY!!! WHOAAAA!!!! I enlisted into the Army and shipped out in April of "96". We wound up getting station in beautiful Ft. Riley, KS. Yes, join the Army to see the world and end up in of all places KANSASS. I have a bunch of crazy stories I may get into about this part of our lives later on. But for now I will try and stay on track and focus on 1 subject.. ME!!! Sorry us.
So, after the Army we came back home to St. Pete, Florida in April of 2000. Only this time we have 3 churens (that means children). Since we have been home I have only had three jobs leaving each one to better myself and our family. I am currently a full time student and running my own communications consulting bussiness. With the help of my lovely wife of course.
I am sure that if you can hang in here with me you will hear a lot of crazy stories about my wife. I mean my family and friends from the past and current. I cannot guarantee they will all be child friendly or even spelled correctly but they will be fun for you and me. Which doesn't mean much because I have been told I laugh at commercials way too hard.
Well, that is me in a nutshell. I will try and assign nicknames for everyone of my friends and family members so no one will know who I am talking about. RIGHT!!!!!!
Thanks for staying with me and tell me whenever I get boring or feel free to be honest and tell me how stupid this blogging idea is for me. Hopefully, I will remember my username and password to post another one sometime.
Thanks,
ADD DAD
I am not quite sure what to blog about. But I am sure it will be hard for you to follow. I guess I can start with myself.
I am a 34 year old, single male with lots of money that I want to just blow on any woman that likes that kind of guy. You wish CHEER MOM!!!!
The second best guy is the real me: a 34 year old husband who is married to his high school sweetheart. Together we have 3 wonderful children. My wife she is 29 (for the 4th year in a row now.) Our children are as follows: Son 17, Daughter 12, Daughter 11.
My wife and I have benn married for almost 13yrs. If we add the 6 years of dating that makes................... don't tell me------------ 19. I am good! I know.
Stay with me now I am starting it already (the whole ADD thing).
I guess my story in short is I had a wonderful childhood. Then I grew up.
Alright I got bigger, I still haven't grown up!!
I lived with both of my parents till I was around 18 or so. I had all the fun a boy or, sorry, a man should have during those years. I played little league baseball, basketball, football and went on and played high school basketball and football. I had a blast as a kid.
In 9th grade is where I met my future wife Sweety, sugar, nice ass. She has the nicest butt you have ever seen. FOR REAL! I am not lying or brown nosing this time either. I have way too many nicknames for her. By the end of our sophmore year we had our first child. He has actually turned out great given he has a crazy dad and uncle that would throw him around in his toddler years.
For the next 2 years after high school I did the typical unorganized man thing. I tried many JOBS around 20 or s0. I would say none of them seemed to fit me. You know.................they cut into my schedule of bar hopping and being a young punk. The next step I am not sure where or why I even ended up there but it worked out.
You guessed it, well maybe not. It was the US ARMY!!! WHOAAAA!!!! I enlisted into the Army and shipped out in April of "96". We wound up getting station in beautiful Ft. Riley, KS. Yes, join the Army to see the world and end up in of all places KANSASS. I have a bunch of crazy stories I may get into about this part of our lives later on. But for now I will try and stay on track and focus on 1 subject.. ME!!! Sorry us.
So, after the Army we came back home to St. Pete, Florida in April of 2000. Only this time we have 3 churens (that means children). Since we have been home I have only had three jobs leaving each one to better myself and our family. I am currently a full time student and running my own communications consulting bussiness. With the help of my lovely wife of course.
I am sure that if you can hang in here with me you will hear a lot of crazy stories about my wife. I mean my family and friends from the past and current. I cannot guarantee they will all be child friendly or even spelled correctly but they will be fun for you and me. Which doesn't mean much because I have been told I laugh at commercials way too hard.
Well, that is me in a nutshell. I will try and assign nicknames for everyone of my friends and family members so no one will know who I am talking about. RIGHT!!!!!!
Thanks for staying with me and tell me whenever I get boring or feel free to be honest and tell me how stupid this blogging idea is for me. Hopefully, I will remember my username and password to post another one sometime.
Thanks,
ADD DAD
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